Last month Jenny and I took a little trip. We approached it in the same manner that has become our norm whenever possible. That is, we choose a few vague…
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There once was a young boy named Jimmy who across his dark room saw a shimmy As the shimmy drew near him a sensation gripped young Jim Cried poor Jimmy,…
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Word. Check it out while I break this down, Ba-ba-ba-bargains! Buh- -buh- -buh- -bargains Ba-ba-ba-bargains! Buh- -buh- -buh- -bargains You see I got a little problem with the Salvation Army…
I refuse to pray, because God made me the stubborn kind There ain’t no conversation with the Lord, gonna ease my mind The whiskey and the wanting have become my…
I would love to turn my blues into greens but somewhere is a flaw in my genes So I’ll give less a damn and accept that I am a cornstalk…
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(love song for an aging population) All of my lovers are barren it’s just a symptom of their age All of my lovers stopped wearin’ lingerie back at some…
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There once was a man quite the louse whose wandering eye left his house Said, If gender be damned why can’t vows be flim-flammed? Now identifies as his neighbor’s spouse
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There’s a hole being dug with your name on it So mind yourself that your not piling shame on it There’s a meadow waiting for your remains Where you’ll finally…
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