By birthright a pretender,
Never a contender,
Snapping my suspender
to verify my gender,
Stamped return to sender,
Brain put in a blender,
Spare but never slender,
Coarse but not untender,
In love always a lender
desiring a mender,
Incapable to render
the world in all its splendor
A superfluous spender
who’ll never be the vendor,
Dented in the fender,
Devoid of legal tender,
A feeble first offender
despising my defender,
Requiring a bender,
Longing for surrender,
Never been a trender,
Still searching for an ender…
